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How Lame Are You?
A website dedicated to the truly lame at heart. Enjoy.
Top 10 Lame People
- Becky Reed-- because she is lame.com, AND she moved to Germany
- Eli McCann-- because he is sacred
- Heather Twistysocks-- because she ditched us and went home for the summer
- Jason Hunt-- because he bought 5 boxes of poptarts in order to get a free pirates alarm clock that won't even get here for up to 90 days!
- Kalli Hamilton-- because she hosted a slumber party...and she's 24
- Little Heidi Cushing-- because she came to the slumber party
- Michael Gross-- because he is SHY
- Miss Thang-- because she's everywhere and nowhere at the same time
- Quinn & Pam (Quam) Heiner-- because they failed the quiz at their sealing
- Your Mom-- because she goes to college
LAME-O-METER
How Lame Are You?
Answer the following TRUE or FALSE questions
- 1. I have no friends that aren't pictured on this blog
- 2. I text friends at work to let them know my latest theories about Harry Potter
- 3. I thought The Scarlet Letter was about the Salem Witch Trials
- 4. I talk to people from Germany more than real people
- 5. I do Draco Malfoy impressions in the shower
- 6. My last date was with a textbook (we went to a blackboard concert...)
- 7. I can drive, read notecards, and talk on the phone simultaniously
- 8. I read books about salt... and I like it
- 9. I read cookbooks for fun
- 10. People only like me because I can do a dead-on impression of Kip Dynamite
- 11. I create the most intensely tasty dishes daily and tell everyone it's crap
- 12. I once thought eggs were a dairy product
- 13. I research "wool" for hours at a time for a book that only lame people will ever read anyway
- 14. I have a Josh Groban poster and consider it one of my most valuable possessions
- 15. I watch "You've Got Mail" by myself every Thanksgiving, before anyone else wakes up
- **If you answered TRUE to any one of these, you are lame. There's nothing you can do about it**