lame.com: 09.2007

Top 10 Lame People

Becky Reed-- because she is lame.com, AND she moved to Germany
Eli McCann-- because he is sacred
Heather Twistysocks-- because she ditched us and went home for the summer
Jason Hunt-- because he bought 5 boxes of poptarts in order to get a free pirates alarm clock that won't even get here for up to 90 days!
Kalli Hamilton-- because she hosted a slumber party...and she's 24
Little Heidi Cushing-- because she came to the slumber party
Michael Gross-- because he is SHY
Miss Thang-- because she's everywhere and nowhere at the same time
Quinn & Pam (Quam) Heiner-- because they failed the quiz at their sealing
Your Mom-- because she goes to college

1. I have no friends that aren't pictured on this blog
2. I text friends at work to let them know my latest theories about Harry Potter
3. I thought The Scarlet Letter was about the Salem Witch Trials
4. I talk to people from Germany more than real people
5. I do Draco Malfoy impressions in the shower
6. My last date was with a textbook (we went to a blackboard concert...)
7. I can drive, read notecards, and talk on the phone simultaniously
8. I read books about salt... and I like it
9. I read cookbooks for fun
10. People only like me because I can do a dead-on impression of Kip Dynamite
11. I create the most intensely tasty dishes daily and tell everyone it's crap
12. I once thought eggs were a dairy product
13. I research "wool" for hours at a time for a book that only lame people will ever read anyway
14. I have a Josh Groban poster and consider it one of my most valuable possessions
15. I watch "You've Got Mail" by myself every Thanksgiving, before anyone else wakes up
**If you answered TRUE to any one of these, you are lame. There's nothing you can do about it**